Straight up it’s blurt

When keith cruise scores a big billy boofter top bins

Oaye freddo Straight up it’s blurt Keith cruise 420 balls

by Gooser420Balls September 22, 2021

Colombian Straight Pipe

The action of taking a girl and shoving her torso in the truck of a vehicle. Proceed to blow her back out, and at the moment of climax, yank out ur dong and shove it into her asshole.

I did that thing you told me to try with my girl last night, it had her screaming like a Colombian Straight Pipe

by DomDaddyyyy April 04, 2021

Straight smash

Eating like there is no tomorrow

im bout to straight smash on some mcdonalds

by Sthomasbaby May 08, 2011

Straight Crisis

When you want dick but also want pussy

HELP I WANNA RIDE DICK MORE THAN I CURRENTLY WANT TO EAT PUSSY, STRAIGHT CRISIS ALERT!!

by StuffysDefs December 28, 2022

Straight Cat Piss

Expression/Insult of failing, being bad, or sucking

Wife,Husband, Tinder date, Ex Girlfriend, Bros...etc

Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”

Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”

by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020

straight to the fachi

fachi is the italian word for face. and the action of putting something ‘to the face’ means to take a big fucking shot of booze.

Dude 1: “Yo, you really gonna take that shot of absinthe?!”

Dude 2: “Straight to the fachi!”

commence the shot.

by scrotumsoldier September 06, 2023

Annual Straight Day - 1st Feburary

seeming as there is a month for gay people we might as well notice straight people. hey did u know 67.8% of people that are straight commit suicide because they feel left out, so this is a day to purely not single them out.

kid1. hey, do u know it's the annual straight day - 1st feburary
kid2. omg i didnt know

by SW4GMASTER January 17, 2021