Freddo 

Chocolate. A very evil little frog. He doesn't like anyone. He is always plotting something. Like have you seen those evil eyes?! And why is he always smiling?? Also, don't buy freddos if your aren't extremely rich, buying one will make you bankrupt.
P.s- freddo says follow @freddo.n.frenemies on Instagram :)

What is that?
Oh it's just freddo being evil

Freddo by Idislikefreddo October 13, 2020

Freddo 

A small frog-shaped chocolate bar introduced to the United Kingdom in the 1990s.

This chocolate bar famously taught kids everything they need to know about inflation. Anyone born before 2000 may just about recall Freddos always cost 10p. The price was displayed brightly in big letters on the package. You'd always see them in the sweet section of any shop and try and find a loose 10p in your pocket to get your hands on 15 grams of chocolate.

But then all of a sudden, that big bold "10p" suddenly displayed "12p". And then it was 15p. Then 17p. Then 20p. 25p! 30p! Every time that big bold number increased, a part of your soul died and there was mass hysteria all over the internet.

What gives?! Has the chocolate mine started to run out of chocolate? Have aliens come to Earth and started stealing all the Freddos and they're in short supply?

Nope, you were just experiencing inflation. Through a tiny chocolate bar.

Kid: Daddy what does inflation mean?
Dad: You know how Freddo bars used to be 10p, then they went up to 12p, then 15p, then 17p, then 20p, then 25p, then 30p?
Kid: Ah I get it now.

Freddo by Lefty Power 123 March 26, 2021

Freddo 

Chocolate. A very evil little frog. He doesn't like anyone. He is always plotting something. Like have you seen those evil eyes?! And why is he always smiling?? Also, don't buy freddos if your aren't extremely rich, buying one will make you bankrupt.
P.s- freddo says follow @freddo.n.frenemies on Instagram :)

What is that?
Oh it's just freddo being evil.

Freddo by Idislikefreddo October 13, 2020

freddo 

a chocolate frog misused for fund raising purposes.
he partys all day and all night and for that reason i cant respect him.

i cant stand the chocolate frog called freddo and the fact little scrotes sell him to raise funds.
his partying antics are a disgrace.

freddo by i hate freddo August 12, 2006

Freddo 

A chocolate Frog made in Australia by Cadbury

I like chocolate freddos

Freddo by Leigh March 20, 2004

Freddo 

This is when you pull out of a bum and a little piece of chocolate comes out with it.

Oh nice, i have a freddo on my knob

Freddo by Freddotoz May 7, 2021

Freddo 

This is the greatest name to exist. When I hear this name it just really makes my day. I couldn’t imagine this name not being in the world.

Hey, did you see Freddo yesterday?

Freddo by Efferus cat November 25, 2020