can

the word that all the fucking teachers at our schools disagree with
I dont get it for example.
"Can I go to the bathroom Mr Jeffrey?"
"Uh uh uh, Its may I go to the bathroom and no."
Like what the fuck do you want from me I need to go take a shit and your the only obstacle in my way so shut the fuck up.

CAN I go to the bathroom

by Issa Mohamed Younes Majidi August 2, 2022

Myth In A Can

A Port-A-Fortress in the game fortnite a building that you throw and becomes a base

HI im Sammy Orlando the defualty alive lets use the Myth In A Can

by TheRealNoAh November 6, 2018

tuna canned

When a person chugs a pringle can to the face

He tried to get tuna canned in the mens bathroom

by Klegraefe February 28, 2015

how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

Fu assholes

Fu Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

by Spun Sideways July 7, 2018

Beer Can Mike

Offical traed mrkl of DOGECAN HELL YAeh.! Beer can Mike is a hermit. Berr can Miek eats cox n bolz. Mike's beer can is about as big as a beer can. Beercan Mike recycles. Good for him. #belikemike

Person 1: "Well I was headed over to beer can Mike and Cody's today."
Person 2: "Does he was some of my beer cans?"
Person 1: "Probably."

by Beer Can Mike August 15, 2021

Canned Ham

A person who you gave a ride to a place and need to get them back home.

I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.

by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022