ur mom

shes the best in bed and she makes me wet every night and she makes the best food pls dont bat me at school bc i slept with your mom …

by lilah⁉️ November 22, 2021

a cow like human that gave birth a is so fat that is the heaviest animal on earth

person1: i like u

person2: ur mom fat

person1: thank you

ur son mitochondria

*jack gets revived* jack: ur granny tranny and ur grandfather helicopter
kevin: UR SON MITOCHONDRIA
*jack dies indefinately*

dude: "fuck you"
dude 2: "uuuuh ur mom"

by 👌succ February 28, 2019

Carl: ur granny tranny

Jimmy: ur grandpap a trap

*Carl dies and the whole world explodes also the entire solar system is destroyed*

When you want to get back at someone but you have no roasts.

by Omg2.0 February 5, 2022