jake

dope;cool

yo that fit is jake

by Its_Michael February 2, 2022

jakes

just kidding

i hate you jakes

by japes April 23, 2018

Jake

A meat rider for people named Sam Longhurst

Jake is the biggest meet rider.

by Troy Whorebag November 23, 2023

Jake Paul

A cringey, stupid, dumb fucked up hoe nigga that needs to be stopped. A cancerous youtuber. Please STOP Jake Paul.

Teacher : Why were you in the hospital for 1 month and your ears are bleeding!
Me : Because I listened to Its Everyday Bro by Jake Paul
Teacher : OMG

by DOCTOR FUNNY November 6, 2017

Jake’s Dilemma

When someone says “I’m never drinking again” after a night of heavy drinking.

Jake: “I’m never drinking again”
Sam: “you said that last week, Jake’s dilemma”

by Fish20 February 17, 2023

Jake Buchner

The biggest flirt. Kisses every girl, known for being Mr. steal yo girl... Ladies man, but also likes guys.

"Jake Buchner is the biggest f boy!!!"

by ilovemwtdew June 6, 2018

Jake Kelleher

The prettiest, most sexiest man ever who’s so majestic

Yo bro, i’m in love with Jake Kelleher

by iheartjakelator September 24, 2025