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Tom

A man know for explosive bowels, His short temper his urged to punch walls and claim he just sees red. A man who is sensitive but naive. A yellow fevered British man who couldn’t talk to a wall while making eye contact. A man called Tom is a racist a heart but isn’t malicious. A man who is funny and good chatter but has the IQ of you a stud earring. A man who fetishes Asian girls like they’re the only girls in the world a man who doesn’t flush after a shit. A Tom
“-Who’s that chatting up a Thai girl in a chinses accent?” - “oh thats Tom”
by Phil Mitchal January 4, 2024
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Tom-foolery

The behavior of a "Black" person who is excessively deferential to white people or complicit in white oppression, often for personal gain or social acceptance.
"Attending Trump’s second inauguration wasn’t just a bad look—it was straight-up Tom-foolery."

or

"Dating preferences are personal, but when someone exclusively dates white partners while disparaging Black women, that starts to look like Tom-foolery."

or

"There’s a difference between making a living in adult entertainment and actively feeding into racist tropes. Performing under a name like ‘Mandingo’ or engaging in race-play content that glorifies slavery-era fantasies? That’s not just exploitation—that’s Tom-foolery."
by Shit-Talker February 12, 2025
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Tom

The best guy you will ever meet in your entire life he will make you the happiest and show you ur true potential. tom will always listen and be there for you no matter the situation he is the best boyfriend 1 could ask for so if you find yourself a tom make it worthwhile because he will treat you with perfection he can always bring a smile to your face and can be quite kinky. He is really funny n cute but doesn’t realise how lovely he is, he also over thinks a lot of things and when he has you he is letting u go and he will love you millions xox
Isn’t that tom so perfect

Yeah true I wish I had a tom
by Somiafaw February 9, 2020
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tom romanowski

Someone who makes way too many suicidal jokes to be mentally stable and thinks he’s funny but not really.
by I Don’t Know1324 October 7, 2020
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tom pullin

When an oddly shaped penis slides through a glory hole and surprises you
" damn I was just minding my own business when this dick appeared out of no where and tom pullined me"
by Mac and cheese master December 9, 2017
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Tom MacArthur

To crap your pants so hard while wearing shorts that your excrement runs down your legs.
Man! Kevin sneezed so hard he Tom MacArthured in front of the hot Spelker twins!
by El Paso Gunner October 23, 2018
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Tom

a boy who gets rejected by every girl he asks out
tom: will you go with me one of you?
1280 millon girls: No we dont date boys named tom!
by bigfagbitch December 2, 2019
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