Fat ginger jesus cannibal kallum

When describing a man who is fat, ginger and called kallum who is also most likely to eat a person.

"I hate fat ginger jesus cannibal kallum." with aggression

by Joul_Loves October 5, 2023

Jesus Dive

the term 'Jesus Dive' refers to a particular type of dive in swimming, It involves spreading your arms out at a 90 degree angle to your body, diving off the block, tilting approximately 160 degrees forward then joining your arms above your head at the last second

woh, nice Jesus dive

by djob9601 August 16, 2015

Jesus

The all mighty lord

Jesus has the power of 100,000,000,000,0000,000,000,000,000 gods.

by Quandale_dingle the 3rd June 1, 2022

Jesus

The most popular power bottom of all time!

“…But if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if anyone would sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. And if anyone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles.”
(Jesus Christ, Matthew 5:39–41, ESV).

by xander.with.an.x April 23, 2023

boomarang jesus

A person you loan money to and they promise to pay you back, but you haven't seen them yet.

I loaned some money to (Insert Name) and now he/she has become a Boomarang Jesus.

by Dr. Pastor Charlie S. October 25, 2017

A Jesus

Remember how I was all "I'm closer to Jesus than you'll ever be" and now I'm like this celibate whipping boy who's being ritualistically cannibalized as a result of my perceived guilt? Yeah...

Hym "Right again about be a Jesus."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2023

sweden jesus

Sweden jesus (swedish jesus) AKA bladee, is a swedish cloud rapper.

praise bladee, sweden jesus!

by rooted.mips.fan May 27, 2021