JESUS

Savior of the World! God with us
To rescue us from evil

Jesus have mercy on us!

by Hehehehheheheesomeone November 22, 2021

Jesus Fucking Christ Hole

A verbal expression of overwhelming fear when a person is startled, surprised, shocked, or scared followed by extreme anger.

While Jimmy is driving on the expressway, he is suddenly cut off by another vehicle traveling ten miles per hour under the speed limit. Jimmy: "Jesus Fucking Christ Hole! You cut me off! get the fuck out of the way!"

by poop master general October 14, 2022

Jesus H. God

A quite humorous variation of “Jesus H. Christ”, most famously used in the 1986 film “Short Circuit”. An apt term for expressing your extreme shock at a sudden turn of events.

Weather reporter: “Folks in the DFW area may not be able to see the April 8th solar eclipse due to cloud coverage.”

Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”

by Alex-2598 April 4, 2024

Jesus fridge

The back deck or a snow bank where guests can keep their drinks cold at a party. Only works in winter in colder climates

Hey bud, grab me another beer from the Jesus fridge, there's none in the regular fridge.

by Skoden Stoodis January 11, 2023

Jesus Christ

The name GOD gave to his word when he came to the world.

Jesus Christ is the way, truth and life.

by Chijioke Victor March 3, 2023

jesus

The Jewish religious teacher whose life, death, and resurrection. (thats it)

jessica: I love jesus!
jake: I know right!

by avilover12 November 22, 2021

Jesus Tear

that tear someone(preferably a chick) gets when she’s sucking your dick and goes to deep....

(on chick to another) i went down on him so deep i gag’d n got a jesus tear

by bootsherk March 27, 2018