jake zannoni

Braking two bones back to back in a one and a half month time span.

“Aww man I heard you broke your other wrist, man you really pulled a Jake Zannoni.

by Jake Zannoni September 22, 2020

Jake

someone who is named “Jake” are Riley cool “not as cool as someone named Tennyson” but still cool

Jake is cool but I like tenn more

by The coolest person in the room November 9, 2019

Jake Marston

A sexy beast with a 14 inch horse cock.

I got fucked by a Jake Marston.

by Jdmaeston November 23, 2021

Jake

Someone that saves 2-6 year olds from drowning in a lake.

*Drowns and only Jake can save me*

by Bunnie Playz July 31, 2021

Jake

Short

Did you see how short Jake is? Looks like an Oompa Loompa that one

by Edgelord69420 January 18, 2022

Jake it

Verb To look something up on google in order to have all the stats inside your massive head, and be able to act like a know it all with startling precision

"When was the last time Liverpool won the premier league?"

"Hang on, let me Jake it"

by McSyphilis January 1, 2019

jake gyllenhall

Found strangled by a red scarf in his sisters house.

Other names are: Jake gynecologist, warm coleslaw man.

"Hey did you see that new movie? Ugh that main character was such a Jake Gyllenhall

by samschnapp November 22, 2021