by Booey ooey May 18, 2024
Get the Straight Trace Midget Pimpinmug. Bro, you aren't straight.
by ARandomPersonNobodyKnowsAnout December 11, 2020
Get the straightmug. by JPLangley September 16, 2025
Get the Straight Line Simulatormug. by nicolicek January 8, 2022
Get the straight kidsmug. by Big Brain Individual January 28, 2020
Get the Straightmug. A regular person who society all of the sudden decided was the root of all evil. Apparently if you are a straight white male you are a racist. How do they know this? Because of your skin color. (<- which is racism)
Straight white male: “Hi everyone, I hope your day is full of sunshine!”
A certain type of people: “YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTED SEXIST BASTARD!!! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I IDENTIFY AS “EVERYONE?!” SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT YOU UNCARING SWINE!! I HOPE YOURE FIRED FROM YOUR 12 HOUR A DAY JOB YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUCH A MYSOGINISTIC RACIST! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THE lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pansexual, Panromantic, Polyamory, Transgender, Two-Spirit, Intersex, Asexual, Demisexual, Transsexual, Unsure, Aromantic, Agender, Polyamorous, Gender Variant WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE!!!”
A certain type of people: “YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTED SEXIST BASTARD!!! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I IDENTIFY AS “EVERYONE?!” SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT YOU UNCARING SWINE!! I HOPE YOURE FIRED FROM YOUR 12 HOUR A DAY JOB YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUCH A MYSOGINISTIC RACIST! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THE lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pansexual, Panromantic, Polyamory, Transgender, Two-Spirit, Intersex, Asexual, Demisexual, Transsexual, Unsure, Aromantic, Agender, Polyamorous, Gender Variant WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE!!!”
by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024
Get the Straight white malemug. by Whoreo II May 30, 2018
Get the Baby Straightmug.