When you go so deep in a females vajoober with your fist that it’s like a punching bag, therefore fisty mcbeef punch!
Me: Hey bro my tinder date let me freak and fisty mcbeef punch her!
Friend: No way! I wish I could be like Rocky Balboa and do that!
Friend: No way! I wish I could be like Rocky Balboa and do that!
by YungTBagger January 16, 2023
Happening just one day a year, normally between the hours of 6 a.m. to 12 p.m., when your wife/girlfriend/roomate buys you the wrong sized:
pants/shirt/shoes/game...etc...
Normally followed by a Christmas Kick
pants/shirt/shoes/game...etc...
Normally followed by a Christmas Kick
(Grandpa): What's your problem Robert?
(Robert): Shut up old man, your precious Grand Daughter bought me a size 38, im a 36!
(Grandpa): That's just wrong!?
(Robert): What?! You want a Christmas Punch too!
(Robert): Shut up old man, your precious Grand Daughter bought me a size 38, im a 36!
(Grandpa): That's just wrong!?
(Robert): What?! You want a Christmas Punch too!
by elementcubed November 18, 2010
(verb) To blow cigarette or marijuana smoke into the anus or vagina of another and to then penetrate them.
I saw Jose sucking pipes with Consuela behind the taco van when he waved at me, bent her over and powder punched the bitch!
by Thezzar Mazzar February 02, 2010
To Mom-punch is to nag, micro-manage, and generally tear away the spirit of a holiday or special occasion.
Your friends and class-mates can Mom-Punch your achievements by telling you technical aspects of your accolades that make it less good
Your friends and class-mates can Mom-Punch your achievements by telling you technical aspects of your accolades that make it less good
For example, after opening gifts on Christmas, mom says to kids: “it’s time for breakfast, then have to have a shower and get you clothes on. And oh! You have to get all this mess cleaned up!” “You just Mom-punched Christmas! Can’t we play with our toys?”
Or after you finished beating your very best time in a Cross-Fit workout, your buddy Mom-punches your record by telling you the the pushups were kind of wrong.
Mom-punch
Or after you finished beating your very best time in a Cross-Fit workout, your buddy Mom-punches your record by telling you the the pushups were kind of wrong.
Mom-punch
by Lyrinosis December 25, 2017
It’s that game where I chose which 3 holes I'm going to punch you in; you guess which hole I'm going to punch you in 1st!
by Fionna Schwab May 17, 2023
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