beat Traffic lights day

23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)

beat traffic lights day

you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)

friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)

by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020

beat

A second

Give me a beat

by Jj’s can January 1, 2022

Pre-Beat

The act of beating off before work, school, appointment, and daily activity

John pre-beats before going to school so he won’t catch a erection during the day

by John handpick November 1, 2018

beat you to oblivion

To savagely beat someone beyond the mere confines of life and death, to a point where an inter-dimensional portal opens up and, in a blinding maelstrom hot as a supernova, sweeps the carcass of the beaten person up into the atmosphere, breaking all known laws of physics, and leaving no trace of the beaten person behind.

Sapphire: "Get down to the store, we need some groceries."
Kingfish: "Uh, I lost all my money at the racetrack."
Sapphire (grabbing a rolling pin): "I'm gonna beat you to oblivion!"

by IGKYA53 April 22, 2020

Let’s beat this wheat

The act of going to do something with more than one person; most likely something you’ve or your group has been putting off.

Hey guys, let’s beat this wheat!

by Wheat beating queen January 24, 2019

Beat ass

When you lose a fight or when you beat someone in a fight.

Yo I just gave this girl beat ass

by anonymous June 24, 2024

Bamboo Beating

When you take a piece of bamboo and chase and whip a person with it.

Where's Vic?
She's giving that asian guy a bamboo beating!

by Slow Asian January 11, 2010