Jesus

A sexy black man who is very kool
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jesus died lol
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Jesus is wonderful counselor mighty God everlasting father prince of peace #God is good
Like if your a believer
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jesus is our savior
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people tryna kill Jesus: CONTROLLER PLAYER HE'S A CONTROLLER PLAYER
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Jesus is your creator and one of the greatest men who ever lived and is willing to go to the ends of the earth for you.
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Jesus is there for you
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Jesus means he has a gigantic penis and all the ladies love him. Jesus gets all the booty
Jesus: what up honeys?

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Did you see Jesus ? He’s the one with the large penis
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