david

david is a very muscular man with a big dong

i suc david

by carl wheezer188 November 1, 2023

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David

The best dad in the whole entire world. He is kind, caring, selfless and awesome.

I wish that my dad was a David.

by Qwertyman21 November 14, 2023

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David Crosby

A random guy who played rhythm guitar for The Byrds who I love

Me: “I want David Crosby in my bed rn”

by TheRealCoicalPoseidon September 6, 2024

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David

To leave for a long period of time.

Pulling a David.
My sister pulled a David and came back 3 months later

by Negative-#9801 September 19, 2022

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David

Racist, sexist and homophobic

-Guy 1: Damn that was offensive

-Guy 2: Yeah but what can you expect he's David
David: *N word*

by Joebigpenis November 22, 2021

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he is only focused on athletics. He doesn't care about people's feelings . just when you think he likes you back he says sports is more important than someone willing to care for him. he is selfish, rude, doesn't care when your down and deserves to burn in hell. He will be nice and then ruin your life. Don't trust him. this is not about a celebrity.

David Humphrey was really mean to me today

by k-lynn13 November 5, 2020

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