deez nuts

A meme/joke to pull on your friends which consistists of someone doing an action with your balls.

Person 1: Btw, what's your favourite pokemon? Mines is Gulpin.
Person 2: Gulpin?
Person 1: Gulpin deez nuts!

by for40+yroldstrynalearninternet August 8, 2022

nut vid

a video of a guy jerking off or nutting

Sally: omg Jake just sent me a nut vid!
Daisy: omg was his dick big 😍😍

by lolaskumpy3 June 18, 2022

Butt Nuts

When a man inserts his penis so far into a woman’s anal canal and all there is to see is the woman’s butt and mans nuts.

Me and my girlfriend made Butt Nuts last night while having sex.

by Game Changer C June 22, 2022

Nut ella

When you cum inside of a empty or full Nutella bottle.

OH NO, I NUT ELLA'D

by Ebic_Duk June 24, 2022

Deez nuts

Deez nuts

Deez nuts in your f**king asshole mouth

by Fatdicky July 1, 2022

deez nuts

deez nuts is basically just talking about someones nuts, and oftens talks about them in your mom.

Kole: what are you doing right now ?

Jason: deez nuts.

by Charles Boba October 31, 2022

Universal Nut

When you nut so hard you see stars exploding and galaxies form.

Mike gettin head from Jessica
Mike: I'm about to nut
Jessica: Unintelligible
Mike: *lets out an animalistic noise that sounds faintly human and nuts so hard he can see the big bang*
Guess you could say he had a universal nut

by RickGrime$ November 8, 2022