horsefish 

A name for seahorses used by people who forget how to speak sometimes

It's like "neigh!!!!!", but in the sea... What is it called again?... I remember! HORSEFISH!!
I think you mean seahorse

horsefish by YouKnowWhoThisIs 9876 June 23, 2014

Horsetivist 

1-Someone who defends a horse's rights.
2-Someone who loves horses more than humans.
3-Someone with the name Ashley, Maya, etc. because you know people with those kinds of names love horses.

4-A femenist, but for horses.

Example 1: So I ran into a horsetivist this morning, she screamed at me to love horses, threw hay in my face and ran away. What a bitch.
Example 2: So Maya came to school this morning on edge, another horse must have died or something, you know how horsetivists are.

Horsetivist by ShakenNotStirred345 January 4, 2016

Horsetrump 

A load of horseshit that is so blatant, so vile, so beyond human decency that calling it horseshit is a insult to both horses and shit.

45's promises to "drain the swamp" are an acrid load of horsetrump.

Horsetrump by Grumpy173 January 20, 2018

horsen't 

everything existent that isn't a horse

Hey did you see the horsen't at the zoo?
Yeah man it was cool, but I really liked the horsen't better.

horsen't by yeetedy yotedy August 19, 2018

Horseolgy 

When your learning about penises in Biology and the teachers horse cock starts to jump.

"Hey Billy did you see his Horsecock jump during class."
"The rest of the day we mentioned Horseolgy. "

Horseolgy by osama ben lez December 15, 2018

Horsehead 

He is the gayest man in LSC and loves a boy named Ger*** ***.

OMG horsehead is coming!

Horsehead by Jasper Lau December 10, 2019

Horsedog 

When you say a joke or comment but someone else takes credit for it by saying it louder than you right afterwards.

Damn Blake totally just horsedogged me. I said that joke 3 minutes before her.

Horsedog by Horsedoggy dog July 26, 2020