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Green Ghetto Dweller

There’s bringing a knife to a gun fight - and then there’s bringing an Android to an iPhone group text. That one friend or relative who turns what would otherwise be a beautiful blue iMessage experience into a half-assed (and limited to 10 participant) green colored piece of shit. They must live in the ghetto ‘cos their mama couldn’t afford to buy them an iPhone, or maybe it’s still on lay-a-way at K-mart. This mofo might still have to hit 4 two times and then again three more times just to say “Hi”.
I’m gonna leave Oates out of the group text because I don’t want that Green Ghetto Dweller fucking it up - Darryl Hall
by RATTnroll September 25, 2024
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mental ghetto

noun

1. A confining or overwhelming mental environment characterized by stress or saturation.
2. A rigid and unchangeable pattern of thinking or belief.
1. "After weeks of intense study, the library became his mental ghetto."
2. "She was stuck in her mental ghetto and resisted considering alternative viewpoints."
by pixnoria June 25, 2024
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Geezer Ghetto

I don't want to live in some Geezer Ghetto where you have to be ancient to get in.
by Baby KaBoomer April 5, 2025
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children of the ghetto

a song that blew up in Waterloo by an artist by the name of Philip Bailey that was used by a bunch of kings to push on a group of peasants to use on a day to day basis, as well as in the morning to wake households up and get people ROWDY, as well as mellowed out to enjoy everyday. It lasted about 2 weeks and was played each one of those days approximately all day long. It became a hit because of the ruthless pushing and overplaying, as well as changing up the lyrics in order to better suit the people, and the house addresses that each of them resided in.
Children of the ghetto!!!!! Take your time (high pitch voice) over and over and over until you get the reaction you want.

reactions include:
1. SHUT UP over there I can hear your through the wall
2. children of the ghettttooooooooooooooooooooooo
3. Children of King Street
by Number 1 King Poppa February 24, 2009
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Washbizzle's Ghetto Stix

Washbizzle's Ghetto Stix is a specially hand crafted skateboards that comes in funky shapes. The owner of the company is yet unknown.
"I got a Ski Skate from the Washbizzle's Ghetto Stixs store down the street"

"Yea! Me Too! I got the famed Table Top Board!"
by MugMuffin July 1, 2009
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Prince of the Ghetto

A guy that comes from a lower-income/urban neighborhood who catches the attention of most girls (and possibly guys) in the neighborhood, and fucks with damn-near none of them, although he is very charismatic, charming, and respectful. Not to be confused with a fuck-boy.
Tupac was looking so cute today. He was being funny and stuff and complimenting my hair and everything. but I don't think he was really checkin' for me. He was just being nice. He a sweet prince of the ghetto.
by Andra Jean December 10, 2017
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50 shades of ghetto

A group of three girls whose bond can never break no matter what.
Girl1: our bond can never break
Girl2:yea cause we crazy
Girl3: Naw cause were 50 shades of ghetto haha
by MisstalkalotO June 9, 2018
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