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Sir Charles 

A great blow job. Derived from the conversation between Charles Barkley and a police officer during his now infamous DUI stop on December 31, 2008. According to the officer who wrote the report,

"He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."

The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a 'blow job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."
Girlfriend: "tell me what you want tonight. I want to please you baby."
Boyfriend: "Baby, I want a sir Charles tonight!"
Girlfriend: "What the hell is a sir Charles?"
Boyfriend: "A BJ. Not just any BJ...but, the best one I have ever had in my life!"
Sir Charles by Juggernaut 12 February 19, 2009
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Usually funny people who care about their hair a lot... If you see a charles, be their friend. (Ps. Their usually Canadian)
Hey Charles
Charles: Hi! Is my hair messed up?
No its fine
Charles by FANGMARK21 March 29, 2015
French / German name meaning Masculine. You are cheerful and friendly, but are apt to have an emotional life. You like to have several lines of effort going at once. You are a good talker and promoter and seldom worry over anything. At times, you can be impatient, and impulsive. You have the ability to bring an idea to completion. You can express yourself joyously and constructively. You might be psychic, but not know it.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
Creative and outgoing, you are always looking for an opportunity to show your abilities, especially before audience. You are very flexible and likes to feel appreciated. You are looking for chances to mix with others socially and to communicate his ideas. You like to talk and can easily relate to different cultures and concepts. The biggest challenge for you is uncertainty. Easily getting bored, you can move from one job to another, switch projects and lovers. The high creative force can lead you either to happiness or unhappiness. If you understand your goals, if you can make major decisions in life and follow it directly and straight up without worry and uncertainty, you are able to achieve great heights.
, Strong.
Charles is a hard worker and is a true craftsman.
Charles by cjhoss69 December 20, 2016
A person (usually a girl) who is easily confused.
Carlie why do you not understand?
Carlie by LanceyRose February 22, 2017

James Charles 

The actual queen of makeup and pinkity drinkitys
Does my make up slay the day like James charles
James Charles by Oofcityyyyy June 11, 2018

charlese 

most adorable baby you’ll ever see with her tight brown curly ringlety hair and big brown beautiful eyes she is a nz beauty and will grow up to be the most amazingly beautiful model and a perfect body charlese is the best of the best and you will never find a better or brighter person in ur life her laugh/giggle will be the light of you’re life.
hold on to that charlese you won’t find any better
charlese by taylor.taylor.lughtnor November 25, 2017

charlevoix 

a small shitty town in the asshole of Michigan. rich people live there and poor people run it. buy our fudge its good shit. the ice cream is good too.
when you're in charlevoix you can either
a) buy things (or steal depending or your morals.)
b)jump off things
c) smoke things
d)eat things
or e) sit on things....most commonly benches..
D00d charlevoix is so lame
charlevoix by ognukka November 10, 2007