you damn motherfucker
why are you searching the definition of an apple on urban dictionary
are you really that bored
why are you searching the definition of an apple on urban dictionary
are you really that bored
by Meme Ghost September 27, 2021
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"apple senpai!!"
said Y/n
"hey Y/n"
said apple senpai
"i-im inlove w-with y-y-you "
said Y/n
"o-oh y/n!!! i-i-i l-love y-you to!"
Said apple senpai kissing Y/n
said Y/n
"hey Y/n"
said apple senpai
"i-im inlove w-with y-y-you "
said Y/n
"o-oh y/n!!! i-i-i l-love y-you to!"
Said apple senpai kissing Y/n
by Mon bunni girl May 28, 2021
Get the apple mug.When someone is afraid of chemicals based on feelings instead of logic
quick history: On facebook somebody posted the chemical composition of an apple in an anti-vaccination group and said 'this is what they put in vaccines', which caused people to be upset not knowing its just an apple
quick history: On facebook somebody posted the chemical composition of an apple in an anti-vaccination group and said 'this is what they put in vaccines', which caused people to be upset not knowing its just an apple
A: I heard there is no proof that microplastics are harmful in the long term
B: Plastic in your brain and blood isn't harmful? are you joking?
A: Chemical Apple.
T: I think i drank too much hydrogen dioxide (water)
R: THATS AWFUL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
P: You're such a chemical apple, if urban dictionary didn't make me write this awkward section id be a lot happier
B: Plastic in your brain and blood isn't harmful? are you joking?
A: Chemical Apple.
T: I think i drank too much hydrogen dioxide (water)
R: THATS AWFUL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
P: You're such a chemical apple, if urban dictionary didn't make me write this awkward section id be a lot happier
by kohnik March 10, 2025
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Get the Apple mug.A large fruit to shove up your ass and start moaning very loudly, you mught even start creaming. But your so fucking lonely with your sad sorrow single life that i dont care about and is basically worthless to the world is too single that you had to read the first sentence since your horny ass is single and ugly and you probably stick stuff up your ass because your in heat. You have probably watched p0rn or gacha heat just to see sex or naked people, I wouldnt be suprized if your lonely ass draws hentai since youll never expirence it with someone since nobody gives a single fuck about your fugly ass and you probably suck in bed. Now stop reading this shit and go get a life unless you wanna motherfucking read this all because nobody would ever hang out with a horny bitch who shoves rocks up their ass like you so how about you start fucking yourself or watch nasty motherfucking porn because your moaning ass wants to be a stripper and have sex with old man. Not to mention but this is why your mom doesnt want you, and if shes dead that might be why your an asshole. Now go watch your little gay sex or obama x trump x biden fanfics because thats just watch annoying ass bitches who are extremly horny like you do, now bye little motherfucking asshole who is still reading this shit.
by shuichishyhara June 30, 2022
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Get the Apple mug.A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.
Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.
by PING PONG BOB June 6, 2018
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