Jesus built

When someone is naturally strong/lean and never goes to the gym or has an open refusal to going to the gym.

“How’s he that strong he never goes to the gym?”
“I guess he’s just jesus built”

by Big Yang Wang December 2, 2022

Just jesus june

Sixth month of Sigma year. If you made it this far than it means you are halfway through the Sigma year, congrats! You mastered your emotions and looking better than ever before and remember, Jesus is watching.

Mike:"James is going to church now?! Just jesus june is doing wonders for him i guess"

by chorbet November 15, 2022

Jesus time

When you declare Jesus time there is no cussing and no shenanigans .

Guy 1: That little mother fuc...
Guy 2: It’s Jesus time.
Guy 1: Ok.

by Hamburgerblobfish May 10, 2019

Jesus

Jesus is NOT the son of God, God has no children, or parents, or siblings and he is only one jesus Was Created by God

Christian:Hey did you know jesus is the son of god?
Muslim/or someone else: THAT IS NOT TRUE

by An extroverted extrovert May 10, 2021

Jesus

Jesus is

Emmanuel
Christ
Lord
Master
Son of God
Son of man

Jesus, lord please help me.

by Penguina82938928 April 8, 2021

Jesus Christ

The name GOD gave to his word when he came to the world.

Jesus Christ is the way, truth and life.

by Chijioke Victor March 3, 2023

jesus fucking christ

when ur actually severely injured and.......

Rob: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY FUCKING ARM IS FUCKING CUT OPEN LIKE A PUSSY GOD HELP THE FUCKING PAIN FGFHTDGHFHGDHDFSGRSGHFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKK *inhales* AHAGAGAHGAGAHYHAHAAAAGAGAGGGAGAAAAAAÀÆAAAAAA *lungs start to collapse* HAGHAGHAGAHHGAGAGEEEAAAAAAAAA WHYYYYYUUUUUU AUGEGHGHGHGHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *right lung is collapsed* LORD PLEASE SEND ME TO HEAVEN BEFORE I DIE I'M SORRY FOR BEING HORNY, WATCHING HENTAI, AND JERKING OFF, AGAHAGAFGFFGAAAAAAAAAA *fucking dies*

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021