armadillo punch

when a man and woman are performing missionary, and right before climax, the man punches the woman in the stomach as hard as he can, causing her to ball up (like an armadillo) and then ejaculates in side the woman in fetal position.
hey bro! I heard you Armadillo punched Amy last night! how was it?

oh it was great, i punched her so hard it was almost as if I actually came in an armadillo!
by bigballscratcher76 December 03, 2017
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The putang punch

The famously kinky sex method used by Greg Paul in his infamous sextape. The basics of this kink is using your erected penis as a samurai sword on the vagina, and slapping it like it was life or death.
Me and Greta was having great sex, suddenly i decided to give her the putang punch.
by LordEirik69 October 09, 2019
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google punch

When you are so high and you want to Google donkey punch put repeat "Google punch"
by Turbonanagan January 24, 2016
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Punching Chilli

1) An excessive moment of self sabotage

2) An act of self 'meat'alation
"No need to punch your chilli, now you look like you're covered in shit"

"Steve you're really punching chilli here"
by Lt Cdr Data March 18, 2024
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sucker punch

It hit me like a sucker punch
Just one look and I'm out of touch
I'm freaking out 'cause I'm scared this might end bad
But I'll still come back for that
Sucker punch
Just one look and I'm out of touch
I'm freaking out 'cause I'm scared this might end bad
But I'll still come back for that
by BOBBYROOSSSO August 30, 2020
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Sucker Punch

sucker punch is when you hit someone as hard as you can while they are not looking hoping they fall to the ground so you can stomp or beat they ass because you scared of fighting them head on in a real fight where they will beat your ass. and most commonly its about a girl who won't be with this guy until he fucks them up because this girl hates the guy because he won't be with her. and it makes me mad that these guys always only go after the men and don't do nothing to these women who always sitting it up and getting away with it and do this evil shit non stop to so many good men
you sucker punch me, you good as dead in the fight i have no respect for cowards or bitches who too scared to fight like a man when you got the nerve to start the fight anyway
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