Tuna power

A rare power help by only the filthiest of them all. Tuna power. Can be activated and deactivated when necassery. Make sure you remember to turn it off in the following circumstances:

When meeting hot dick

When at a job interview

Feel free to charge up your tuna power when near the coast.

Can be easily activated by violently opening your legs and saying 'tuna power, activate.'

Can be easily activated by doing the opposite.

Yo look at that hot dick

Megan 'tuna power deactivate'
Izzy 'tuna power deactivate'

Megan 'sorted?'
Izzy 'sorted.'

(Based on real events)

by Sophie lambert September 11, 2016

Power lame

A power lame is a lame of epic proportions, the lamest of the lames

Wow that dude d.j is a total power lame.

by dontplaywithjilliray November 23, 2020

Power Hobo

A homeless person capable of hustling other homeless for food, warmth, shelter etc.

Did you see the way that homeless guy took that guys sleeping bag? Such a power hobo.

by ItsWhateverBruh January 17, 2022

Power boffing

When two homosexual men engage in an intense work out consisting of power lifting and squatting all while engaging sebaceous aggravated sparring sex in between lifting. Each time an ejaculation occurs after a set, that is considered one rep.

Todd you really look ripped but have you tried power boffing ???? It’s all the new craze and all the pros are doing it!

by Little g money January 26, 2022

Short Power

When you transend your hight or your shortcomings to be one with universe.

Hey,there is my man Toni. He got real Short Power about him.

by Tao Master September 3, 2022

The Power Seal

Li saw weapon "the power seal"

Is a uniliminal message

The Power Seal is, something from taking car of business backwards by bachman turner

The Power Seal is like a ring of power, The book has no other master, none of us can weild it. The book only answers to Sun Wu.

The power seal was here

by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021

Power Cry

Like a Power Nap, but instead you just cry at your desk for 30 seconds then go on with your day.

Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*

Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”

by integrandpiano December 1, 2023