whore-pants

pants that expose the genitalia in a not-sneaky manner, not the same thing as chaps

Michael James was wearing whore-pants yesterday, I teased him.

by Slut McGee May 19, 2006

internet pants

pants that exist only in cyberspace.

Person 1: so I was having cybersex last night with hotchick69

Person 2: are you telling me you're so out of it that it means something to you that you got down hotchick69's internet pants? You know that online isn't real right?

by ConcepcionImmaculada September 22, 2010

Pant

Going ham in the club and/or eating to much meth that you go insane

Wow he’s really panting around!

by Daddy kadden March 19, 2019

santa pants

To have grey pubic hair.

Sure he's a sexy silver fox, but you know that means he's probably a santa pants?

by paul3onthetree February 4, 2009

Vagina Pants

Hockey jargon. A game played in the doorway of the locker room. One player (typically a team manager) stands in the doorway while another player, typically an upperclassman, tries to shoot a tapeball past him.

“Hey Fugie, when we get to the rink, let’s play a quick round of vagina pants.”

“Mitchell, you’re the worst vagina pants player of all time. You put the vag in vagina pants you silly little ass-breather.”

by Warm Willy August 8, 2022

nitty pants

A gentlemen that buys drugs and sags there pants. They also have a unusually long neck, almost like a giraffe.

Look at that Nitty Pants stumbling across the road.

by Hannahbongtana June 8, 2018

Jiselle poopy pants

this is an extraterrestrial urban legend about a gorilla that likes to throw its poop at other people.

People say no one has survived after seeing this creature

"Don't ever make fun of Jiselle poopy pants or else you will feel her wrath."

by sahirahbro July 30, 2025