Christmas Punch

Happening just one day a year, normally between the hours of 6 a.m. to 12 p.m., when your wife/girlfriend/roomate buys you the wrong sized:
pants/shirt/shoes/game...etc...

Normally followed by a Christmas Kick

(Grandpa): What's your problem Robert?
(Robert): Shut up old man, your precious Grand Daughter bought me a size 38, im a 36!
(Grandpa): That's just wrong!?
(Robert): What?! You want a Christmas Punch too!

by elementcubed November 18, 2010

Powder Punch

(verb) To blow cigarette or marijuana smoke into the anus or vagina of another and to then penetrate them.

I saw Jose sucking pipes with Consuela behind the taco van when he waved at me, bent her over and powder punched the bitch!

by Thezzar Mazzar February 02, 2010

Mom-Punch

To Mom-punch is to nag, micro-manage, and generally tear away the spirit of a holiday or special occasion.

Your friends and class-mates can Mom-Punch your achievements by telling you technical aspects of your accolades that make it less good

For example, after opening gifts on Christmas, mom says to kids: “it’s time for breakfast, then have to have a shower and get you clothes on. And oh! You have to get all this mess cleaned up!” “You just Mom-punched Christmas! Can’t we play with our toys?”

Or after you finished beating your very best time in a Cross-Fit workout, your buddy Mom-punches your record by telling you the the pushups were kind of wrong.

Mom-punch

by Lyrinosis December 25, 2017

3 Hole Punch

It’s that game where I chose which 3 holes I'm going to punch you in; you guess which hole I'm going to punch you in 1st!

I work hard, and play hard; real hard. Let’s play 3 Hole Punch!

by Fionna Schwab May 17, 2023

never punch

Never punch- a punch so powerful it ends the total existence of the person being hit.

After being hit with a never punch the bully was erased from the school yearbook.

by Batreast1 July 07, 2017

Veggie punch

Punching a girl’s butthole while she’s pooping.

Wow, that girls a bitch and I’m gonna veggie punch her!!

Aye, you gonna veggie punch that, or can I?

by Tiddles the explorer April 01, 2018

Three Punch Man

Basically, One Punch Man and Two Punch Man, except he's 1/3 of the strength of One Punch Man and can kill anything in 3 hits. Ps. Two Punch Man has half the power of One Punch Man. He's just a weaker version.

Three Punch Man is basically one punch man and 2 punch man but weaker.

by TheAngryNerd May 15, 2019