Peed like a girl 

When you enter enter a restroom with the intent to poop, but for whatever reason cannot push it out.

Guy 1: Dude, weren't you just in the shitter for like ten minutes, it doesn't stink at all.

Guy 2: Yea, nothin happened.

Guy 1: Oh, so you peed like a girl?

Peed like a girl by xIlluzionx January 20, 2009

beat like rihanna 

Being incredibly tired from work or other tiring activities

"Dude I need some sleep cuz' I'm beat like rihanna

beat like rihanna by Trogdaft June 11, 2009

Pissing like the Co-op horse 

A lengthy stand up piss, making lots of noise and seemingly never ending.

Co-op horse - used to pull the milk float in years gone by.

He must have been on the boys lager last night , lsten , he's pissing like the Co-op horse

Pissing like the Co-op horse by oldmanbeforemytime March 2, 2010

smells like fuck 

when you enter a room and it smells like people have fucked.

Awe dude, it smells like fuck in here!" / "Oh yeah, Abby just left fifteen minutes ago." / "GETTUM.

smells like fuck by thatonedude9876 March 20, 2011

cut like that 

ur not bout it or not like that

him: mann i never cheat
her: ur not cut like that

cut like that by baddest bitch from ur momma April 29, 2020

do you like milk 

An innocent video which turns into a world record of cum shot out of a dick into a vagina.

I fapped pretty hard to do you like milk.

do you like milk by Thornless789 March 8, 2017

all over it like a donkey on a waffle 

To make an act one's top priority, much like scarfing free breakfast would be for a donkey, were it confronted by an unattended waffle. Usage of the phrase implies some amount of immediacy or urgency to the performance of the act.

Boss: Can you get that done by noon?
You: I'm all over it like a donkey on a waffle.
Boss: Hell yeah.

all over it like a donkey on a waffle by David Joy June 1, 2007