anyone whos name is jake is definetley a diobolical dipshit , they will most definetly have some form of anger issues and will constanlty repeat the phrase 'i hope you die of cancer u mouldy nob' , their cock is as big as a ant , if u want to find someone called jake be sure to go to your local field and they will most likely be shagging a sheep while shitting in a cows mouth at the same time, oh and i forgot to mention the gay ass perm they have becos they think it will attract all of the clapped females in their class....if only they had a dad to tell them this does not attract females, they are also fat asf as they eat all the sheep after they shag them
anyone whos name is jake is definetley a diobolical dipshit , they will most definetly have some form of anger issues and we constanlty repeat the phrase 'i hope you die of cancer u mouldy nob' , their cock is as big as a ant , if u want to find someone called jake be sure to go to your local field and they will most likely be shagging a sheep while shitting in a cows mouth at the same time, oh and i forgot to mention the gay ass perm they have becos they think it will attract all of the clapped females in their class....if only they had a dad to tell them this does not attract females, oh and they are also fat asf as they eat all the sheep after they shag them...... my rant is over
by alfie_init September 19, 2021
Get the jakemug. He makes you feel like the only girl in the world he will lead you on month by month and when the time is right he will absolutely break your heart into a million pieces and lie about it to make sure he doesn't loose you and can keep hurting you. He will act like the perfect man but in reality you aren't the only one, there are many other girls in the same boat. He most likely wouldn't even like you even if you were talking for years upon years it is all fake.
by MassiveHaterForCharlotte November 1, 2023
Get the Jakemug. Jake is that one guy who says hes different and acts like a kind and sweet person, he will lead you on and break you. He told me he was studying and I found found out he was fucking another girl. I like Jake either way. Hes mine. His name is on my tit...
Jake is a hoe but I love him
by Omw2fyb...Iykyk February 20, 2022
Get the Jakemug. A name given to a guy who acts like a pervert and dates his sister.
A shorter term for ‘Jiggy Jake’ could also be ‘Jigs’.
A shorter term for ‘Jiggy Jake’ could also be ‘Jigs’.
by ReadySetGoon February 17, 2025
Get the Jiggy Jakemug. 
Jake is the best person you will ever meet. He is the most kind, caring, lovable, sweet boy. He has the most perfect eyes and smile and will brighten anyone’s day. He has a great sense of humor and will always be found making someone else smile and laugh. Jake is the cutest and most loyal boy, don’t let him go once you have him!! foo foo
by fooofooobear November 6, 2018
Get the Jakemug. by anonymous October 6, 2020
Get the Jakemug.