Horned Jake

Horned Jake, a icon of the Clown Coup at the nation's Capitol. When in reality he was an unemployed loser doing cosplay in a horn hat while living with his mama.

Horned Jake was a primitive, braying cartoon that played a major part in the attack on the nation's Capitol.

by Swisher rolled tight January 20, 2021

Jake

A kind of species with a godly presence. Anyone with the name Jake bestowed upon them shall know that they are, according to the Holy Bible, an honourable chad with appearances that even God himself couldn't possess. A Jake's looks are in fact so iced out and drippy to the point of frostbite. They are commonly known to cause fainting, amnesia, and concussions all caused from looking at one for a prolonged amount of time. They are so powerful they possess the power of 1000 individuals. One can never understand the true immeasurable physical and mental power of one Jake. They are also known to hunt down any shotacons and lolicons and do anything to put down one.

I wish i could have a Jake with me right now.

We really need a Jake to bring these lolicons down.

by DQ Jesus August 13, 2021

Jake friedman

A very annoying ginger kid with no friends

Kid 1: Yo lets chill and go golfing in the morning before I go get some really crappy looking shoes and a miami heat shirt to match my hair

Kid 2: Nahhh chill what do you think I am a Jake Friedman

by Brandon Morrison August 6, 2011

Jake

An Average white person who talks a lot

Hey your a jake

by Yout00b March 12, 2018

Steak from Jake's arm

Steak from Jake's arm, (Jake from Statefarm)

I want some Steak from Jake's arm!

by Mehllodie, Or something April 6, 2022

Jake the Steak

Jake the steak, known best for living in a lake of snakes. The holder of the biggest steak world record. His most profound super power is many snakes and women being extremely attracted to him, the occasional lion too. He is also very hard workin and has really nice abs 😣. If you get a hold of a steak like his make sure you gobble it before anyone else does.

"Woah do you see all those snakes and those chiseled abs!! He's totally a Jake the Steak, I wonder if he will have my snake babies🥺!!"

by shdgdjsjwu>:( November 22, 2021

Jake

He is a smart guy with dark curly hair and green eyes they are nice and can be a little annoying when he talks. he will always have his hand up in class and will be the first to answer.

Look who it is, Jake

by sickboi85678383 September 7, 2020