mary j blige

someone is considered a mary if they purchase an iconic shirt with none other than our lord and saviour, mary j blige, on it and it becomes the only thing they wear everytime they exit their house. if they meet this criteria, they will therefore be renamed mary and their original birth name will nullify.

person 1: babe is that steph over there?
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.

by babefest July 17, 2021

J Veggie

When a John is expected to pay Vegas "High End" Escort Pricing for a meth head hooker who lives in the middle of nowhere and just lays in bed like a vegetable and does nothing.

Brah, that chick Carly from country town OH totally pulled a J Veggie on me last night!

by B(ra)DSM July 20, 2020

J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.

"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."

by joe995 January 14, 2025

Edin j

the most perfect man on earth. absolute perfection. not a single flaw. amazing boyfriend material. 10/10.

Edin j turns me on everytime he walks in.

by edinsbiggestfan March 29, 2022

J-Dog

Big epic, super strong and shagged so many birds that the global gene pool will never be the same.

Friend 1: J-Dog is so epic.
Friend 2: I know right, if we listed everything it would look like a dark souls item description.

by Epikkun December 29, 2019

OJ flow J

A fit African American man smoothly and in a flowing pattern gives you what would commonly be referred to as a handjob

Damn did that nigga give you a OJ flow J

by Cripple Killer May 29, 2019

j-rob

to sexually assault

Better ask for consent, you don’t want to j-rob her!

by usr1232456 January 14, 2025