The J Fuentes

Form a person can take of being a petofile and performing various acts that would be questionable in the court of law as statutory rape. Also infamous for wandering hands in the darkness and shadows of the night. This shit you wont even see on the catch a predator

My friend george gave lilly the J fuentes in the movies the other night.

by John Doeugh January 21, 2008

J Storm

An extremely bad blackout that bites people and eats raw hot dogs. Someone you should be scared of

Did you guys see the j storm tonight? Looked like a hurricane

by Betty Crockkker March 15, 2021

J-Blader

A nickname used for someone with a first name beginning with the letter J. Some may make a joke that the person stabs and/or talks about stabbing a lot.

D-Dog: J-Blader pass me that knife. Byut don't stab me.

Josh: Dude i told you not to call me J-Blader.

by Mnayin May 01, 2009

Duncan J

Bad at uno , owns a cab company that collects kids much like Uber but with no returns

Middle schooler:”have you seen that man giving out sweets at the gate?”
Middle schooler 2:”yeah what a Duncan J

by WHEATABIX:o October 28, 2021

Aaron J

Meathead

Aaron j the meathead

by Ronald McDonald’s April 08, 2018

J Babes

A sick way of saying Jelly Babies

Yo man pick us up some J babes
Yeah no problem G

by Hercules Thickalonos October 22, 2020

J-Forde

To pull out early and or forefit, avoiding risk and or potential gain

That multi bet doesn't look like it's going to pay, time to J-forde.

by Yotimbo March 31, 2025