PB & J

Pussy, bitches and jazz. Can either be used at school to hide your true intentions, or just as a fun abbreviation. Many people prefer to sub the J for “Jizz”, “Jam”, or “Junk”. These are all valid options.

“Dave could really use some PB & J, he’s been really down lately since his break up.”

by Daddyman93 September 12, 2019

Alex J. M

Stubborn, won't listen to you, likes to be right majority of the time, responds with f3 to whatever you say, refuses to talk, and very funny to the point of dying laughing. He is also kind, considerate, goal oriented, caring, there for you if you need him. But, let's not focus on the latter.

Alex J. M is always cussing somebody out.

by Alex's wonderful friend March 26, 2019

jumphobia/j

fear of mapel bind, having anxiety during and before mapel bind

anw its purely a joke, i dont have any intentions to mocks someone else <3

emma : i think i have jumphobia/j
anna : that must be sucks right?

by smckmyass November 6, 2021

That's G's J

slang for "That's God's job"

person 1: Isn't studying going to improve your grade?
person 2: Nah... that's G's j.

by pechesnapple October 18, 2022

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

You thought you could out Boredom me well you were solemnly mistaken

You: i know m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q will not be defined 'sees this page' GOD DAMMIT.

by Doomed man who died of bordom November 2, 2021

M-J

the guy that is friends with everyone, the guy with good music taste and wears cool things, the guy who takes his gf to cafes and they just laugh around, the guy that is perfect in every way. ❤️❤️

damn I wish I had a M-J like ivy

by bokutosasstho January 5, 2021

J-Over

BEYOND cooked. When it is J-Over for someone, it means they are so cooked, it is over for them. They are remembered infamously as the most cooked person. It is also the last letter added to the alphabet, and it is seen as an outsider to everyone.

A - Over : Slightly Cooked

E - Over : Cooked

O - Over : Burnt

T - Over : Charcoal

Z - Over : Ashes

J - Over : BEYOND COOKED

Bro 1: Dude, it's J-Over for me.
Bro 2: Why do you say that?

Bro 1: I have 50 assignments due in an hour.
Bro 2: How?! We worked on them together!
Bro 1: I was playing while we did.
Bro 2: Into the J-Over abyss you go

by KlaPAoish March 10, 2025