This is how to defined a gay blowjob
proper blowjob etiquette/procedure:
1.) start out with a little teasing, by stroking him off a few times, but then, unbutton his pants with your teeth. this'll make you seem like an animal, and that's exactly what you want him to think.
2.) start out by swirling your tongue around the head of his dick for 10-15 seconds, alternating between up-and-down and all around. this also gets your saliva going, because yanno, who wants a dry beejay?
3.) work your way deeper and deeper while stroking him off with one or both hands, and move your head up and down.
4.) massage his balls with your free hand.
5.) make sure to hit the area right under the head. (pleasure nerves, people.)
6.) glide your teeth lightly up and down his shaft once or twice, just to give him a tingly feeling.
7.) make eye contact, but make it devilish eye contact. don't look up at him like a dying puppy.
8.) if he says he's about to cum, speed your pace up a little bit and go as deep as you can without puking, and when he cums, slowly inch your mouth back up and swallow. lick off any excess.
9.) spitters are quitters. come on, girls. it's just salty.
and THAT, my friends, is a blowjob.
Dude, Joanne gave me the best blowjob last night. I thought I was gonna blow through the roof.
proper blowjob etiquette/procedure:
1.) start out with a little teasing, by stroking him off a few times, but then, unbutton his pants with your teeth. this'll make you seem like an animal, and that's exactly what you want him to think.
2.) start out by swirling your tongue around the head of his dick for 10-15 seconds, alternating between up-and-down and all around. this also gets your saliva going, because yanno, who wants a dry beejay?
3.) work your way deeper and deeper while stroking him off with one or both hands, and move your head up and down.
4.) massage his balls with your free hand.
5.) make sure to hit the area right under the head. (pleasure nerves, people.)
6.) glide your teeth lightly up and down his shaft once or twice, just to give him a tingly feeling.
7.) make eye contact, but make it devilish eye contact. don't look up at him like a dying puppy.
8.) if he says he's about to cum, speed your pace up a little bit and go as deep as you can without puking, and when he cums, slowly inch your mouth back up and swallow. lick off any excess.
9.) spitters are quitters. come on, girls. it's just salty.
and THAT, my friends, is a blowjob.
Dude, Joanne gave me the best blowjob last night. I thought I was gonna blow through the roof.
by ChewButters August 26, 2021
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1. State, quality, condition or degree of being gay.
2. gayness
(Not to be confused with "gaiety", a state of joyful exhuberance.)
1. State, quality, condition or degree of being gay.
2. gayness
(Not to be confused with "gaiety", a state of joyful exhuberance.)
That's so goddamn gay, its gay-ity is off the charts.
"He took me to his gay animal sanctuary, where he showed me all about the wonders of gay-ity."--South Park
"He took me to his gay animal sanctuary, where he showed me all about the wonders of gay-ity."--South Park
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Kirk and Jon started to play Gay-chicken. When they were just centimeters away from touching lips, Jon turned away because he knew that Kirk was totally committed to going all the way. Jon would rather be called a Gay-Chicken rather than Gay.
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Some say it originates from co-host Adam on the Nobody Likes Onions podcast, but this is not irrefutable. Other sources suggest it has come from a concept of the original gay, where Adam (as in Adam & Eve) represents the first human male that committed the original sin. Admittedly it's a slightly tenuous spin on the idea of Adam being the original.
Some say it originates from co-host Adam on the Nobody Likes Onions podcast, but this is not irrefutable. Other sources suggest it has come from a concept of the original gay, where Adam (as in Adam & Eve) represents the first human male that committed the original sin. Admittedly it's a slightly tenuous spin on the idea of Adam being the original.
My friend is so gay, it's crazy. Everything he does just shouts "Look at me, I am loud and proud.". In fact, he is unequivocally a gay Adam.
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