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David

"Why does he keep ranting about shit?"

"It's cause he's a David..."
by SP4ce.. January 15, 2025
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David

The worst friend you could ever have. Flaky, and tends to ignore you. Only shows up when it’s in his interest. Is a complete fagel.
David is such a flaky fagel
by tralala07 January 10, 2022
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On king David

King David was the nickname of David Barksdale, the founder of the Black Disciples gang. A GD saying.
by GodDam_ January 27, 2025
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Camp David Accords

A three-way between a Christian, Muslim, and a Jew.
Aafiya, Abigail, and Abraham gave into their sexual desires, making it into a true Camp David Accords.
by Dr. Jebediah Toolshed July 30, 2022
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David

He is my best friend, boyfriend, and the love of my life. The tol to my smol. He is kind, caring, passionate, handsome, smart, and amazing. Constantly making sure to make those are around him are in great care. Leaves a smile on your face or at least make you laugh all the time.
David is one of a kind
by radyikes March 27, 2022
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David

is a nerd and is sometimes stupid and never gets anything
David is stupid
by StarBoard Studios March 21, 2023
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David

David, what an extra guy. Extra-vert, extraordinary, extravagant, extra lovable.
David always cheers you up, never down. The only down things about him are the buttons of his shirt during a party.

Not only is he so lovable, he is an artist as he paints your soul with his love and affection. Being a David means always seeing the best in people.

He may be stubborn and opinionated, but David is on a life long quest to open his mind hence listening to people’s views and opinions of the world. He is not afraid to speak his mind and we love him for it.

Everyone loves David, especially the ladies as he swoops them off their feet with pick up lines as smooth as a baby’ butt. David is a love making, high performance sex machine and blesses all the lucky girls that find a way in his bed
“How was the sex last night?” “It was good, but he wasn’t David “
by blueeyesthickthicthighs November 22, 2021
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