Sex Queen

when a girl has a dick in her ass, pussy and mouth. she also as guys titty fucking her and licking her pee hole. often here will also be cum leaking all over.

me, matt, dan, mark, and john made sophia a sex queen last night and there were seriously cum everywhere.

by kylorenforce May 22, 2016

Sex Swagger

This occurs when a housemate or sibling (normally a male) has just had sex that you have probably overheard, and he does the "Sex Swagger" outside your room and down the hall to the bathroom. By the way he swaggers slightly you can hear his smugness and self-congratulations echo in his footsteps, as well as a possible stagger due to the darkness of the hallway.

I was just dropping off to sleep last night when I heard Dylan and his girlfriend going at it, and of course soon after Dyl doing the sex swagger. What a git.

DUDE! Stop the sex swagger and shut the fuck up!!

by MeanieDriver January 25, 2011

Sex Maverick

A person who dosn't follow the normal process of sex and goes by his own rules and regulations, and usually acts like a crazed sex monster either in the bedroom or the vast urine smelling vicinity of the disabled toilets within a nursing home.

Frodo - "Cor blimey! Gandalf acted like a real sex maverick last night"
Batman - "Really! i bet he filled your hole to the brim, the way he uses that stick of his, it makes me wonder how it didnt hurt you"

by All Hail Sir Psycho Sexy September 22, 2010

Sex Music

Music that is used for sex.
Genres: R&B, Soul, Romance, Sad
Use it for some random reasons...
Sex Music is really the best music.

Guy: My sex just got awesome when i listened to Sex Music!
Girl: Wow! SO FUCKING MAGICAL!

by tartarsaucemonster999 August 17, 2016

Sex-dial

Inadvertently placing a phone call while intimately engaged.

Oops. I sex-dialed my wife while I was with my boss. Now I’m in trouble.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles January 11, 2019

Sex Pond

A hot tub, typically in the garden of a suburban house and used at parties where everybody's keys go in a bowl when you enter. Often with garish lights and bubbles to obscure what is going on below the water level. A sex pond should be cleaned regularly.

That couple opposite had a sex pond delivered last week, I hope they invite us to their next party.

by Rostfritt November 29, 2018

safe sex

1. Using a false name.
2. Using a false phone number.
3. Not coming back to your own place.

That lunch lady I met at the 7-11 wants to introduce me to her kids. Fortunately, I was practicing safe sex.

by Kurt Brinker June 17, 2004