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Jake

The weirdest but coolest person you've probably met.
1: Oh hey look it's a Jake!
2: Oh cool.
by mcfuckmeintheass October 11, 2019
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jake faghan

A Fatass kid that no one likes
by Psdkcgc August 4, 2017
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Jake

Jake is a boy that is funny and likes a girl called gabby and Jake is always checking in to see if everyone is okay
by JxkeyBxiley May 22, 2018
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Jake Paul

A scum fuck, who has scammed his massive child audience out of their parents money, no less than 3 times now, who also claimed that anxiety and depression don't really exist and are all in your head, as well as making a diss track on teachers, who did nothing wrong, are way too underpaid to deal with the kids he's turning against them, and who only try their best to help their students grow and be successful. As if that wasn't enough, a teacher came out with a response, also a diss track, and showed the blonde Ohio brat up with the line "some of these kids see me, more than their own dads". Embarrassed and disgraced, he then shifted to calling out "internet bullies" like Cody Ko and Noel Miller, two comedians who have single handedly kept Jake relevant.

As of writing this at the start of 2020, it is a common opinion that Jake Paul is less mature, more petty and childish, and more of a scumbag than his brother, Logan Paul, who, after filming a dead body and setting the internet ablaze, appears to have matured into a better, more responsible, more respectful person, than his brother, who is still attempting to remain relevant by stealing from his audience.

TLDR, someone who is worse than any combination of politicians, dictators, and serial killers imaginable.
"Bro, did you see Tommy at that party the other day?"

"Totally. Wasn't he begging for sympathy and money by pretending he had cancer and alzheimers?"

"Yeah, that's the guy. He was being such a Jake Paul."
by TetsuchiYamashiro March 9, 2020
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Jake

Jake is Tim's Exterminator and his wife
Boy: Who's Jake?
Girl: Jake is Tim's Exterminator and his wife
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Jake Deveau

angry *ss kid that thinks that they are funny but in reality his comedy is UNfunny. Assaults childs and laughs with other child then to realise that the other child isnt laughing, then assaults kid again to try to be relevant and funny, doesnt work, he is stuck in this constent loop. remember, if somebody isnt funny, you dont have to laugh.
Kid: Hey Jake tell a joke
Jake: Hehe, bomb goes off and kills childs, LOOLLLL
Kid: ....ha
Jake: kill all furries
Kid: not funny Jake, didnt laugh
Loop repeates it self
I dont want to be a Jake Deveau
by MinisterOfSugma May 9, 2022
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jake camponella

a ginger nigga with a little dick and cant hold a gf for more than a week
holy shit, its jake camponella! i heard his dick is like a tic-tac
by fuckyoukidyoureadick November 30, 2019
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