sammy p

an alias describing the alter ego of a person when they are drunk, high, enraged ETC. When a sam goes from sam to sammy p all hell is about to break loose, mountains collide and the sky cracks, this most commonly occurs after the use of alcohol or ketamine or possibly just boredom.

"did u hear what sam did last night"
"nah mate that was sammy p, completely different box of frogs"

by sammy_p-02 October 6, 2020

p-Phone

The Pavlov smartphone. It pings, buzzes, vibrates or rings and you JUMP! to respond.

Named for Ivan Pavlov, a Nobel-winning Russian physiologist famous for his work in classical conditioning.

To his eternal astonishment, she was incapable of ignoring her p-Phone, no matter the circumstance.

by Monkey's Dad October 14, 2020

P DONNY

Don AKA P Donny the law abiding citizen was raised in Idaho he had a regular up-bringing his mother a teacher his father a construction worker. Don as a young child was very nice many of the children and families in the neighborhood called him "Peaceful Donny" as a nickname. Everyone was very supportive of don because of his gentleness but when don came out as a homosexual his country neighborhood and family were disgusted he was banished to Atlanta where he would stay with his aunt. Don in Atlanta was a very confused boy the unusual behavior of the "gangsters" intrigued don he swore to himself he would become himself a Roblox gangster because of his interest in the game. Don started sagging his pants down showing his bossom as a hint to his sexuality but sadly no one noticed.

Hey look its P Donny its too bad he is trying to fit in with those hoodlums.

by stgraight October 18, 2020

P

The funniest letter. Sounds like pee.

"Hey can you help me check my answers for chemistry?"
"I'm super stupid but okay."
"So for number one I got P1-"
"DID YOU SAY PEE??? HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA LMFAO"

by Barack_Obanna October 19, 2020

C-O-P-S

CODE NAME for: Cunt On Patrol Stat

Superman: Don't call 911; it will only send the C-O-P-S.
Lois Lane (to everyone): It means Cunt On Patrol Stat.

by SPTSL April 19, 2018

P Gang

P Gang- A Notorious Gang Founded in Oslo,Norway. The Gang started as a joke and later became a real thing. The God Fathers is often know for thier short temper and power over the police. 42 is a number they often juse. All members of P Gang must go true a Test. The test show how loyal they can be. Specifies of the test is not known. Just Remeber. A New Gang is in town and be ready for chaos.

(person 1) : Ey! You heard of the Stuff P Gang did?
(person 2) : No? what did they do?
(person 1) : They beat up some guys that think they are real gangsters!
(person 2) : Wow. hahaha! Them got what they deserved!

by 42isthething September 10, 2017

trixie p

trixie p is a stripper that fucks girls. She likes to scissor them and have them have "meltdowns". She enjoys eating people out. She also enjoys sucking cock.

Trixie P got paid from her friends to eat them out.

by TrixiePussy October 3, 2017