shakin' the baby

A euphemism for male masturbation.

"I was in my bedroom, shakin' the baby, when my grandma walked in!!!"

by Drew January 31, 2005

Drop a baby

Being so drunk that you do something dreadful - like dropping your baby.

"I got so drunk I dropped the baby."
"Man, I was drunk enough last night to drop a baby."
"Did you see Steve on Saturday night? He was baby-dropping drunk."

by TheBabyDropper July 24, 2012

baby fox

A younger, often attractive and less experienced man, typically preyed upon by cougars, or older women.

"I met a baby fox, and he kept me up all night..."
"My ex has recently taken interest in baby foxes..."

by tstik May 17, 2018

baby kabir

The younger-ling of the Kabir Junior. Great grandson of Kabir Senior. Although the Kabirs all originated at one place, they all had different perspectives. baby Kabirs perspective was to bring peace to all of humanity by supplying vast amounts of beef and potatoes to all who inhabit him. He helped the Collosians one day by settling a great disagreement, "What came first the chicken or the egg?" one collosian said. Baby Kabir then responded, "neither, Kabir came first!"

should I jump off this cliff? *shakes crystal ball*
crystal ball says: If it pleases a Kabir, then do so.

I lost my diary today, oh my!, Janice wrote this in her diary... How is this possible? Baby Kabir responded "If you truly believe in peace, then beef is coming your way."

by Darius Hunter January 11, 2008

fantastic baby

A NIcE BOpper BY biGBanG :D

Wow FaNtaSTic BaBY !!!1!!!

by KPOPderp September 19, 2017

Baby alive

A baby alive is, a doll Which can Eat food packets, Drink, Poop (The food you give it), Talk Some of them can only eat Play dough and poo and can talk, And some of Them Just drink and pee The baby alive was made from hasbro the first ever talking Baby alive, was called The, "Soft face baby alive" it was released in 1992 the doll has Became better these days. You could go to ebay and search up "First ever baby alive" You will find out how the baby alive used to look like If you can not search it up here is, some background information of the baby alive it would have weird blue eyes, the eyebrows would be very tiny it is, 12 inches and sometimes came with no clothes.

"Hey dad can I get a baby alive?"

by Zozie zay2 May 26, 2018

beach baby

A little sweetheart with sandy toes and a sun-kissed nose

That girl is a true beach baby

by Sunshinesista August 26, 2016