Pakistani Parking-Job 

The sexual act of pissing while having anal sex with a woman, then shitting into your hand placing the shit into her vagina, and then throatfucking her to completion.

“Becky you won’t believe what happened last night”
“Jimmy spit on my tits then gave me a Pakistani Parking-Job”

Pakistani Parking-Job by analbuster5000 December 7, 2022

Triple blow job

When 3 girls suck one males dick. Usually 1 will lick his balls and the other 2 will lick and/or suck his dick - all at the same time

Sam: Did you take those 3 girls home last night?

Ken: he’ll yeah! They gave me a triple blow job! All 3 of them were in my dick all night at the same time!

Sam: sounds awesome

Triple blow job by Daman4836 January 15, 2023

cleveland wax job 

“Cleveland Wax Jobs”. It just does the rear end as opposed to the Brazilian Wax job that gets it all. It’s a discount service for the poor or people who live an alternative lifestyle.

Her BF likes a clean bung hole, so she got the discount Cleveland wax job.

cleveland wax job by Beigepuma53 March 14, 2023

give jake a hand job day 

on may 8th you have to go to the bathroom with jake and give him a hand job.

i gave jake a hand job because its give jake a hand job day.

give jake a hand job day by best rust player in the school May 5, 2023

Schrödinger's Job 

An employer announces that there will be layoffs, and staff will learn who is affected at some undefined point in the future, leaving them simultaneously employed and unemployed indefinitely.

"Budget cuts announced. I have Schrödinger's Job until my employer reports who is getting laid off."

Schrödinger's Job by Eloteloca July 2, 2023

National Give A Friend A Hand Job Day 

be flirty about it. it's national give a friend a hand job day. gay, bi, str8, give them one until they bloww. and if they say no show them this, they have to let you single or not. have a cummy time and good luck!!

National Give A Friend A Hand Job Day do it or elce

National Give A Friend A Hand Job Day by gayboiman September 17, 2021

ring job

simalar to a rim job, the person sticks their tongue inside the asshole representing a ring.

peron 1;Ashlee gave me a ring job last nnight it was amazing!

ring job by Emily ALeon January 13, 2008