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Jesus

Hammered to a cross and burned๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Jesus was hammered to a cross๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
by Whoโ€™s willma? May 19, 2021
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Julienne de jesus

Amazing. Just amazing.

The true definition to the word friend,
Julienne de jesus is not only the more hyper and crazy chaotic person you will ever meet but she is also the kindest most beautiful girl in the whole world. Although sheโ€™s been through some tough times her smile never fails to brighten the room. Julienne thank you for everything Girl Even if this seems cringe and sentimental I mean it. Love you girl ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—
โ€œIs that Julienne de jesus? God she lookโ€™s like an Angel..โ€
by anonymous June 25, 2023
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sonia jesus

Someone that has a secret crush on a milf that he knows. Doesnโ€™t have the guts too say it to here, but if Jesus had the chance he would have smashed that ass of Sonia when that leotard at the club was looking delicious that night.
Sonia jesus Marcos best friend really wants to express his fleeing with you
by Soniajesuslove July 9, 2022
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Jesus

A popular pornstar, know for his world class blowjobs.
"Jesus can give a mean blowjob. He blew that man's dick right off with the power of god".
by AWildBro December 1, 2021
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Jesus Freak

Someone more overt and sold out to Jesus than you.
Don, my friend, you have been carrying around that Bible and going to church a lot. Are you becoming a Jesus freak?
by Brother Donald June 16, 2022
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jesus (BUNNINGS)

This is any worker at Bunnings warehouse that knows what the fuck he's doing and is a sickunt for helping you when you try to find out the 3 ials that have 15 different types of tech screws
Jesus (Bunnings) thank you for leading me to the techscrews in ial 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

P2: no worries woka thatil be $5:98
by coop-meme March 25, 2021
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