Poached eggs

The spilling of man seed in a hot shower, bath, sink, hot tub, kettle, resulting in a poached egg like substance sticking to your leg hairs and surroundings.
"here mate I poached eggs in my mum's footspar last night"
by September 02, 2021
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Mini Mini Eggs

"Are They Mini Eggs,"
"No Look They Are Smaller"
" Must Be Mini Mini Eggs"
by A.E.G April 15, 2010
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When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything
"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."
by Pheeblesweeebles December 11, 2020
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Egg artillery

A bunch of kids hired by another bunch of kids to throw eggs at at another kids house.

They usually have masks to conceal theia identity and use bikes for transportation.

These kids are often hired by school friend circle and school gangs to egg someone they don't like.
"you dude that kids house just got bombarded with eggs"

"yeah someone must have hired the egg artillery"
by Richterburg September 25, 2022
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Egg child

Egg child is not an ordinary egg it is a special golden egg. There is only one egg child. It is a special extremely intelligent being.
Egg mom loves her egg child.
by Vomidech1t March 29, 2021
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Chen egg fong

A person who is very poor and eats instant noodles everyday
Why are you eating instant noodles again, that's very Chen egg fong!
by Egg person November 22, 2021
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egg bag

Now that I hit menopause my egg bags are empty.
by Terminable state August 13, 2024
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