black friday

The day following thanksgiving when headasses trample each other at stores over deals that aren't that great to begin with. Pretty much a beta test of the purge.

Lamara: Sup, Shalaquandria! Are you gonna go Black Friday shopping?

Shalaquandria: Hell to the naw bitch. I don't feel like dying today.

by mcnuggetdestroyer November 26, 2017

squishy black

a type of weed extract {Hashish} made in a block shape, usually black or brown, and its squishy, hence its name

Alex: Who stole the squishy black from the House?

Daniel: Whoever did it is gonna get bashed

by Youlasty December 5, 2017

black talker

Someone who is not of black race who tries to act, talk, or generally be black.

Kevin: Jeez Karen, you’re such a black talker! Follow your own culture for once!

by Gasm15 May 8, 2018

Black Asian

A penor bootysack

You are a black Asian juggler, you nub.

by Poopoocacaheadblackaisan February 17, 2017

Black Mudpunch

When you take a shit in a sock and swing it around like a slingshot and whack your friend or foe in the face.

Scotty: "Duude Farris got Black Mudpunched last night at the campout".

by Jabbathefart March 17, 2017

black jimmie

A black guy with a small dick and can't skateboard.

Also may be referred to as a faggot.

That guys dick is so small he's a black Jimmie.

Wow your such a Jimmie jizzfountian

by That skater1444 May 21, 2016

Black Friday

The day after Americans are thankful for everything they go out and buy more things.

Rhoda went to the mall for Black Friday to go buy a swimming suit but when she entered the store she got trampled by all these people.

by lizzie12345678910 April 17, 2016