A phrase so profoundly baffling that it transcends language and logic. Originally discovered in the wilds of Roblox bios, this term raises more questions than answers. Is it a pet powered by Mexican autism? A Mexican pet with autism-powered abilities? Nobody knows, yet its existence continues to haunt and amuse those who have witnessed it. Often referenced in moments of sheer confusion or when reality starts to glitch.
“Bro, why is your Roblox bio still ‘Mexican Autism Powered Pet’?”
“Same reason I need mommy ASMR to sleep—some mysteries are better left unsolved.”
“Same reason I need mommy ASMR to sleep—some mysteries are better left unsolved.”
by lukirosdiscordkitten March 10, 2025

Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*
Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*
Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
by integrandpiano December 1, 2023

by blank flank September 15, 2024

1. A stingy ass mofo boss who is an authoritarian asshole. Everybody hates him or her. Terrible manager or boss
by HeyQueen June 19, 2018

Exclaimed in celebration after a feat of white trash ingenuity has been accomplished, or after learning of good news.
by Dirty Band-Aid May 28, 2011

To be suddenly and catastrophically damaged or destroyed, often in a shocking or unexpected manner. Originated from the Haggard Garage fandom, where member Austin was severely shocked by a homemade contraption put together by Orion using an original Xbox power brick to power an Xbox One, resulting in a hospital visit. Fans now use the term to describe when something dies, gets taken down, breaks or a bridge is burned, often in a humorous or ironic way.
by arwlyx September 30, 2024

Fellidis power is an technique of the ancient arts. Passed down from generation to generation, from George Fellidis to Thanasis Fellidis, each and every member of the fellidis family holds this great source of strength.
The power inside is often awakened when the user screams: "FELLIDIS POWEEEEER!" at the top of their lungs, but some have even witnessed the technique being used silently.
Unfortunately, anyone who holds this ancient power is cursed to have 0 rizz and absolutely no hoes.
The power inside is often awakened when the user screams: "FELLIDIS POWEEEEER!" at the top of their lungs, but some have even witnessed the technique being used silently.
Unfortunately, anyone who holds this ancient power is cursed to have 0 rizz and absolutely no hoes.
by Alekkuno November 5, 2022
