Sam

Big dick faggot he cute tho

Guy1: horny nigga laundry basket
Guy2: you’re such a sam.

by Analnigga46 March 6, 2019

sam

A person who is actually Elaina in disguise. Also a windows fan for some reason.

Sam would die for windows

by ricardo because April 21, 2022

Sam

Sam is someone that I rely on. Sam is a person that is tough and bitter on the outside but when he has a trust or love for you he is a warm hearted Speacial person. I am so so so happy that i got to meet Sam and have him in my life. If you ever come across a Sam keep him close. Sam is someone that you do not want to lose. Even when shit is going down he will be there for you and support you through anything. Sam is the best fucking boyfriend I have ever had. No one else I e ever dated can even compare to how Speacial and loving Sam is. If I ever lise my Sam I don’t know what I will do. Being with Sam makes me the happiest I’ve ever been. Keep your Sam. It will suprise you how fucking adorable and amazing he really is.

Sam, Sam is my light and gives me a hope for a future

by K.Bailey March 14, 2023

Sam Roberts

The most handsome man ever. The sweetest man in the whole world. He’s precious, he’s kind, he’s caring, he’s compassionate, he’s loving. He’s the perfect man. He is a great boyfriend, husband, and father. He is an angel from heaven.

“Sam Roberts, I love you forever”

by blondivitis March 5, 2025

Sam

Thisssss guy. He can be very sweet when he wants to be. But he chooses to hide behind his "I want to be like Danny Duncan" antics & blow all of his money on the most pointless shit instead of acting like an actual adult for once.

I really hope that Sam does not see this, but if he does...oops.

by notnicenolla April 25, 2020

Sam

Sam is the most sweet, love filled person you will ever meet. He will try to understand what you feel and thinks about every message he sends. It’s worth it to get to know him, it’s like entering a huge valley of brightly coloured flowers with each little thing lighting so uniquely. Sure, it requires some patience to wait for a response and it’s hard to wait for someone who struggles with identity, but in the end every hardship is worth it. The love he gives back is raw and loyal, every little statement won’t fail to cheer you up.
He’s the funniest you’ll meet, everytime you talk to the real him you’ll be laughing and smiling. Sam is perfect.

“Who’s the person you love again?”
“Obviously…it’s Sam.”

by smuggIer July 19, 2024

The Sam Cooper Curse

Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.

Man I wouldn’t have bet on TCU tonight if I knew Sam took them. The Sam Cooper Curse strikes again.

by Gogie January 9, 2023