“Me and bro eat a Moldy Dihbloney Sandwich errday. sadly we also just got syphilis but it’s probably unrelated”
by htx.ph4ra0h October 11, 2025
Get the Moldy Dihbloney Sandwichmug. A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college
You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.
You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?
You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?
How could this have been avoided?
Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace
Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.
You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?
You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?
How could this have been avoided?
Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace
Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
Get the Shit Sandwich Theorymug. When a fat Italian man stick his dick in bread and forces a degenerate to eat it. Yeah, the whole dick.
Fat Italian fag:You should've had your money ready for collecting, now you have to give me an Italian sandwich
Some fucker: oh no! Whatever shall I do!
Some fucker: oh no! Whatever shall I do!
by Ivan_Al_No_Handy April 8, 2021
Get the Italian Sandwichmug. Probably because I ate all those sandwiches should not be used when describing why you ate all those sandwiches. Do not include a time period that you ate all of those sandwiches
John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."
Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."
John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."
Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."
by ChrisTheCracker July 8, 2017
Get the Probably because I ate all those sandwichesmug. "so sometime i can only eat half of a sandwich because the other half is gross to me"
damn that was such a sandwich statement
damn that was such a sandwich statement
by dicklick101 October 24, 2009
Get the sandwich statementmug. A Butt Knucle Sandwich is a situation in chess where two opposing knights are both behind the other and facing away from each other.
by Itain'tObeeezy January 25, 2025
Get the Butt Knucle Sandwichmug. When you’re creampie’ing a girl in missionary and beforehand you place a piece of chocolate bread under her back and over yours.
Guy 1: Hey i tried out that ice cream sandwich thing
Guy 2: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GET THE HELL OUT MY HOUSE IM CALLING THE POLICE
Guy 2: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GET THE HELL OUT MY HOUSE IM CALLING THE POLICE
by Gummmmmmmmm January 6, 2023
Get the Ice cream sandwichmug.