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The Shady Slap 

While conducting the Rusty Trombone, you secretly sneak in a ping-pong paddle and slap the recipiant's testicles with a furious rage. When the reciever of this fine maneuver starts to pull away, you will continue with the rusty trombone enticing the person to stay a little longer and repeat the process over and over again.
I can believe she got me with the Shady Slap!
The Shady Slap by Shady S. December 9, 2008
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Origami Bitch Slap 

Getting a peer, co-worker, or supervisor a corporate write-up up just because you dislike them or because they have caused you some inconvenience.
Rex is pissing me off today, imma origami bitch slap that bastard!

Jessica didn't sweep up after her shift last night and i had to do it when i opened this morning, I'm gonna get her origami bitch slapped.
Related Words

JACK SLAP 

WHEN YOU JACK OFF IN YOUR HAND, AND THEN SLAP SOMEONE IN THEIR FACE
CHICK PISSED ME OFF, SO I JACK SLAPPED THAT HO AND LEFT!
JACK SLAP by BIZKITS February 28, 2009

Sally Slap Cabbage 

A female who is clinically retarded in every sense of the word. Has to wear a helmet anywhere she goes.
Look at that girl drooling ... a complete Sally Slap Cabbage.
Sally Slap Cabbage by Lora Logic January 19, 2009

Shit Slap 

A first cousin to the term "Jackson 5'ed', a Shit Slap is when you swipe your fingers through your own ass hole, then bitch slap another individual with your shit covered fingers leaving a rusty tire tread.
Damn Dude, I caught Karl punishing his penis so I shit slapped him until his face looked like a work fecal art.

pineapple slap 

when getting a girl from behind you pull it out bust on her back and when she turns around hit her in the face with a pineapple
man i totally gave your grandma a pineapple slap
pineapple slap by chuck123 September 21, 2007
talking ones penis and slapping it on someones forehead
shut yo mouth bitch before i doad slap you
doad slap by davebeanhead June 29, 2007