California Cancer Rule

An unspoken rule that states that:
If it exists, it is known to cause cancer in the state of California.

According to the California Cancer Rule, touching anything has a small risk of giving you cancer.

by connorp04 December 07, 2018

4 week rule

After coming out of a relationship. The time before you date anyone else

Damn i want to date cheryl but the 4 week rule

by TheHonestOne17 March 09, 2016

Rule #3:16

Rule #3:16 is known as "Don't be a Cunt". Rule #3:16 supersedes Rule #3, "Don't be a Bitch". Rule #3 is not to be followed until Rule #3:16 is followed. Why is #3:16 so important, why must it be followed before Rule #3 is followed? Because Stone Cold said so.

I will not follow Rule #3 until you follow Rule #3:16. Stop being a cunt.

by StillATriumph August 21, 2016

Three's Company Rule

when you are friends with a bisexual person who dates a straight person who has sex with you and the bisexual person: see the movie Threesome

Oh man I think I may have to invoke the Three's Company Rule.

by LondonMcGregor October 11, 2011

Old Yeller Rule

Old Yeller Rule is when something or someone has to be taken out back and shot, for something extremely cringey.

Bro, josh is into furries, his parents should have did the Old Yeller Rule a long time ago.

by Titan_ March 27, 2021

fuck you rule

The fuck you rule states that when used the person whom used it is right and the person on the receiving end is wrong no matter the circumstances.

You: 1+1=window
Nerd: actually it’s 2
You: the ‘fuck you rule’ states I’m right dickhead

by Wet chick July 15, 2019

Three Day Rule

When a peer's unconsumed alcohol is left at your place of residence for over three days, you are entitled to consume such alcohol without repercussions.

Bryan "Hey do you think its fine if I drink Kyle's leftover Bombay Gin?" Randy "Yeah its been here since Monday. Its the three day rule."

by Truedat56343 March 11, 2016