shit punch

shit punch: Losing a piece of one's mind, and literally shitting in your hand to punch someone in the face with said shit.

Larry shit punched his wife for nagging him incessantly about something she could have done instead of nagging him for 20 years.

by Trayniac May 1, 2016

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punch in the shorts

For a girl being bitchy or cranky to get off or cum from sex

"That girl needs a good punch in the shorts if ya know what I mean"

by The SKammer April 3, 2017

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Political punch

When a liberal does something stupid that makes someone want to choke a liberal.

Joe Biden " let's raise taxes 45% to help local strip clubs" conservative says" That's a stupid idea!, I'm going to give you a political punch in the throat"!!

by Honky donkey22 November 24, 2021

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punching air

frustrated (as if having a fight with someone)
not to be confused with "air punch" or "punch the air" which have total opposite meanings (very pleased)

Person 1: *watches a video absolutely destroying Person 2's arguments* Dude, Person 2 be punching air right now.

by guy that is maybe based November 16, 2023

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Illogical punch is the ability to assert some specific conditions to the opponent once within a debate/discussion
The effects of this ability being the invalidation of every claim/point or argument given,any refutation or negation being dismissed resulting in the unilateral win of the user.
This cannot be rejected nor dismissed

Jerry says "Drake is clearly better than Kendrick"
Luke "I disagree,illogical punch!"
In this case,after Luke performed the illogical punch,any further argumentation or point/claim made will be invalidated and any refutation or negation to this will be dismissed bringing Luke to win this discussion

by Mejejebdbh March 17, 2025

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