egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.

Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!

by Purplenado March 08, 2023

Egg roll

The process of cracking an egg into the vagina, and proceeding to fuck it until it’s scrambled.

Person 1: yo we had a weird night yesterday

Person 2: what happened

Person 1: I egg rolled her

by Cockgibbler9000 October 20, 2020

Egg Roll

To beat someone's ass.

I'm gonna go egg roll on him.

by Reign Supreme January 12, 2023

Egg Roll

To beat someone's ass.

I'm gonna go egg roll on his ass.

by Reign Supreme January 12, 2023

Egg roll

Asian penis

I like his egg roll . I’ll take two

by Mrs. Nesbit January 29, 2022

Egg Roll

When your sex partner will penetrate their penis into the female whilst they pass wind onto their bellend and they pop their egg smothered cock into the female's mouth.

For example, last night I made an egg roll with my bird, it was pleasurable and she thoroughly enjoyed it.

by Bangers N Mash 69 July 06, 2019

Hide My Own Eggs

Hide my own eggs

A saying one would use to describe themselves as mentally incompetent in the moment, or for a duration of time.

"I GOT SO TANKED LAST NIGHT, THAT I COULD HIDE MY OWN EGGS FOR EASTER "

by JJ Milla September 23, 2022