John The Baptist

A man who tricks children into getting into his church so he can molest them in the name of Christ.

"On your way to the park, look out for John The Baptist's."

by Aenima May 13, 2005

John Kerry

A scumbag who decided to speak out once again, as seen on FOX News today, which is fair and balanced compared to the other mediar channels. This time, it was criticizing Bush once again for going into Iraq, and also about the Iraqi election. Yes, God forbid that people in the Middle East have the right to vote, SO HORRIBLE!!!
It's too bad Kerry doesn't have any idear what he's talking about. However, he does have an idear about why he's so bitchy and whiny: the fact that he lost the election and can't get over it.

the use of the words "idear" and "mediar" above is mocking the Boston-styled way that Kerry pronounces them.

by Radical Republican August 18, 2006

John Sisco

One of the greatest rapper form Johnstown Pa who have a dream to make his city better and will have his team and his fans to support him in so many ways. His album titles means everything what is going through in his life and want his haters to know to keep hating while he is making money

Wow did you hear that album that John Sisco put out? It's so fire listen to it.

by winner2018 February 13, 2018

John Carter

To fearfully rename a property in such a way that it loses all its original appeal and distinguishing qualities.

GCB used to be called Good Christian Bitches, but it got John Cartered and now you can't tell what it's about.

Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23 got retitled Apartment 23, but they realized they John Cartered it, so they changed it to Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23.

by Orange A-peel May 23, 2012

pulling a john

when you say something during a group chat, and never respond

When you are pulling a john, and then everyone gets confused.

by Sara Petrouski February 12, 2017

john kerry

1.)A liberal ass weiner fool who thinks hes soo good cause he has 3 purple hearts. Just remember...if he should be president...then why isnt he?(or should i say she).

2.)A gay faggot asshole.

3.)A person the world would have been better off without.

4.)See herman munster.

Dude jonh kerry got his ass whooped in the 2004 election...rock on bush!

by kerrysucks04 August 18, 2006

john doe

When you kill a guy on rs with a pistol when he got a rifle

"man I got noobed by a DOE"

by TB March 13, 2004