New Jersey 

New Jersey is an awesome place to live, the best in the entire country. Not at ALL like it is on Jersey Shore. Hell, Jersey Shore isn't even filmed in New Jersey!
Fact: We say 'yo' and 'fuck' A LOT. Most people add 'yo' in every sentence. In fact, I find it weird when people don't.
Fact: We are fast drivers. People not from New Jersey think we're insane, crazy drivers but in Jersey, we all know that 60 mph REALLY means 80.
Fact: Practically everyone famous lived here at one point. (Think: Bruce Springsteen, David Tyree, Queen Latifah, Anne Hathaway)
Whitney Houston lived a block down from my dad when she was younger. Meryl Streep lived two blocks down from where we live now (she doesn't live there anymore, but still). Buzz Aldrin went to my middle school AND high school. Christina Ricci went to my high school. And Stephen Colbert and his family go to the same church as me.
New Jersey kicks ass. Deal with it.

New Jerseyan: Yo, let's go down the shore.
Other New Jerseyan: Fuck, yeah!

New Jersey by Jersey Gurls April 14, 2012

New Hampshire 

Deadass just the worst US state humanly possible. It's all just mountains, trees, and maple syrup. New Hampshire will fuck your wife in front of you after beheading your kids. Fuck. What the fuck.

Person 1: "Hey man where do you live?"
Person 2: "I live in New Hampshire."
Person 1: "Woah dude, I didn't know you weren't protected under BOTH the U.S. Constitution and the Bill Of Rights."

New Hampshire by Im Crying On The Inside March 27, 2019

new jersey 

newark and camden.
"if you drive through one-a dem towns, y'all getcha self shot.", "'yo' that place is whacked" and many other references are a little TOO unrealistic...
point blank: if you new yorkers think that either newark or camden isnt a safe place to live, you OBVIOUSLY havent been to one of the most dangerous places to live in YOUR OWN STATE,

Bedford-Stuyvesant (also known as Bed-Stuy)

that particular place earned it's own line in a song about a crazy man. (yay)
---Ive been stranded in the combat zone,
I walked through bedford sty alone,
Even rode my motorcycle in the ra-in.
And you told me not to drive,
But I made it home alive,
So you said that only proves that Im in-sa-ne.
(corus)---- by billy joel

besides, dont you have anything better to do than trash our state? i mean, COME ON!

yay... there really is no 'example' of new jersey, it is what it is: the best damn place you could ever hope to live.

new jersey by Kiori May 19, 2008

new jersey 

I pussy lame state that should blow up and give philly a beach cause it aint doin shit for anything

"yo man, new jersey fucking sucks"
"word, thats why i moved to philly"

new jersey by jersey_fucking_sicks January 12, 2008

new albany 

a suburb of columbus ohio, there is a total of about 10 houses under a million dollars and the home of the owner of limited, victorias secret, bath and body works, limited too, and express. the kids here are snobby not to mention preppy and if your 16 and 1 day and havnt received a mercedes yet; your shunned. new albany is home of the prestigious new albany country club with a $10,000 per month fee. the popular kids live in the "country club neighborhood" and living on the golf course is is key in social ranking. the kids go to new albany elementary, middle, and high school which is the size of a large college campus though new albany is only about 5 square miles. other that the fact that if your not a million/billionaire (there are many billionaires) your not highly ranked new albany is a nice place to live

Jill: want to go shopping at easton?
Jane: yeah let me get my dads platinum viisa
Jill: you dont have your own?!
Jane: nope
Jill: jane.. i dont think we can be friends anymore,, im going to the new albany country club

new albany by that one NA girl June 16, 2006

New England Dance Conservatory 

best dance place in all of new england where there is the best dancers with the most talent!!!

she goes to NEDC, she has to be good!

New England Dance Conservatory by dancerlover436 August 23, 2004

New Generation 

The Greatest Stable of All Time in IWWF

Shit, New Generation owned me again.

New Generation by jasonx13 October 25, 2009