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by BobaWanKenobi July 28, 2017

gay trap

A trap set with the intent of getting a heterosexual to admit obscure knowledge that a homosexual would/should definitely know.

Trapper: "You're as annoying as that right-winged nut who is a host on The View"
Trappee: Elizabeth Hasslebeck?
Trapper: GAY TRAP!

Trapper: "I could really go for one a drink with Peach schnapps in it"
Trappee: How about a Sex on the Beach?
Trapper: GAY TRAP!

by mayormccheez March 27, 2010

ronald is gay

When someone named Ronald is a homo.

RONALD IS GAY! HE SUCKS COCK EVERYDAY!!

by ronaldfat February 5, 2018

Gay Lord

Phrase for homosexual, commonly used in playground antics to trick others into calling themselves gay, as illustrated below.

"Did you see that film last night Gaylords Say No?"

"No."

"Well, that means you're a gaylord."

by Carrie May 13, 2005

Faux-Gay

A man who exudes homosexuality (somewhat vain, dramatic, possibly long hair) yet is straight as an arrow.

Ugghhhh... Pauls look is totally Faux-Gay

by Tiffany/Stephan Bouffard March 30, 2007

the gay one

Every manufactured boyband has one token gay member, often ridiculously camp yet still in the closet for the sake of his female teenage audience who are in denial.
This member is almost always known by the name "The gay one from name of band in enlightened conversation.

"Hey, isn't that the gay one from Westlife doing his shopping?"

by tonighttonight July 2, 2007

Gay Chakra

When a seemingly straight male, get's a navel piercing. Due to the location of the piercing and depending on the choice of jewelry used, unlocking the 'Gay Chakra'.

Bryan: "Paul lost a bet, and now he has to get his belly button pierced as punishment."

Tyler: "He unlocked his Gay Chakra!"

by DrDingDong November 2, 2014