Drop Dead Gorgeous

A woman (or sometimes man) who is so attractive that your eyes start to bleed, then your lungs collapse, and then your heart stops.

*Beautiful woman walking down the street*
Man1: Oh, wow! She's so gorgeous! *Falls and dies*
Beautiful woman: Damn! Second time today!

Drop Dead Gorgeous! =]

Drop Dead Gorgeous by KissingKaylee May 5, 2010

a scale of one to dead 

A scale used to judge the screwed-upness of a situation, where a value of '1' indicates that a situation is only slightly screwed up, whilst a value of 'dead' indicates that the situation is extremely screwed up and nothing can be done about it. Unlike the more commonly used scale of one to ten, a scale of one to dead implies that the situation has already been screwed up and all that can be done now is to limit the damage. The scale is thus used to determine exactly how much damage control is possible, and if a more sensible option wouldn't be to just avoid the whole thing. Often used in connection with exams, tests and sexual health clinics. Variations include "a scale of one to fucked", and "a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die".

Girl1: I haven't revised for this exam at all. I'm so screwed.
Girl2: How bad is it? On a scale of one to dead?
Girl1: Definitely dead. My mum's gonna kill me.

a scale of one to dead by antimorph July 3, 2007

fuck... i'm dead 

A drink that was made by a guy going to mexico from San Diego. While driving he mixed a bottle of bawls guarana with vodka and while drinking it with cousins in the car, a cop pulls right next to him while he was drinking it.(he was not pulled over)

Named after the band that was playing on the cd, and what he mudderd after seeing the cop. (he was not pulled over)

1 shot of vodka
1 bottle of bawls

i was drinking a fuck... i'm dead and cop pulls next to me.

fuck... i'm dead by superunknown357 August 13, 2006

Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist 

A skeleton ventiliquists dummy who is famous for his phases 'Silence! I kill you!', 'Stop touching me!' and 'Knock Knock!' 'Who's there?' 'Me! I kill you!'

As Ahkmed is the body of an Muslim Suicide Bomber working for Bin Laden, some people may recognise accent and phrases and take offence, paticullarly if they are Muslim, or Indian. (Not being racist here)

Joey: Hey, I got Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist on my cell phone!
Steve: 'Cool! Let's hear it!'
Ahkmed: 'Silence! I kill you!'
Masood: 'Is that a suicide bomber? That's so racist!'

Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist by DramionePerfected May 17, 2010

The Walking Dead 

Any person under the age of 35 who is either (A) married, (B) engaged, or (C) is a parent. They move around society, imitating the motions of the living... but--come on, we all know--they're The Walking Dead.

Any member of such class that becomes a personal friend is upgraded to the category of "Zombie Pal"

Old Friend #1: It's so good to reconnect with everybody from high school. What ever happened to Kyle?
Old Friend #2: Man... you didn't hear? He's married with two kids.
Old Friend #1: ...oh, no. The Walking Dead, huh? Rest in peace, Kyle

The Walking Dead by D. Sanchez III November 21, 2014

drop dead gorgeous

exceptionally attractive, especially in a striking way

Your sister is drop dead gorgeous today.

drop dead gorgeous by The Return of Light Joker April 7, 2008

i am dead

If you hear someone say: I am dead, he / she probably means that he / she did something bad and will get in trouble

For example:

You are playing football in the backyard with a friend. You shoot the ball straight to a window and you break the glass.

You say to your friend: shit! I'm dead!

Cause you did something that other people won't be happy about

shit! I am dead!

i am dead by Fubuki April 4, 2016