Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe crack of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 04, 2023
Put crack cheese
by TEA SISTAR :3 February 09, 2020
At dawn or early in the morning, whenever the sun is rising. Especially if you are a late-night person or typically don't wake up prior to 8:00 AM or later.
by fuzzywasabear April 08, 2024
“he cheated on her and she keeps going back”
Reply :”Yh he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her”
Reply :”Yh he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her”
by KT_2x September 29, 2023
sophisticated crack head- is a woman that was a morbidly obese person, that receives bariatric surgery, she becomes petite, very cute and physically attractive.
by drteebro April 13, 2021
by ohwhale December 18, 2016
Crack flapping is the act of slamming your and your significant other's asscracks together in a fit of sensual joy.
The old lady and I got hot and heavy last night, and we started crack flapping. I came so hard I farted inside her.
by Mr. McGooch February 12, 2016